13. He's the Worst Neighbor EVER
We pity anyone who lives next to (or even in the same ZIP code as) this asshat.
14. He's a Dick and Whips His Out
Seriously. The amount of times we've covered incidents involving this kid's penis is alarmingly high.
15. He's a Menace to Society
Ruining your own life is one thing, but when you cross the line into DUI, drag racing and starting fights? That's when you're bringing others down with you (and may even be risking their lives), and you essentially suck as a person.
16. He Thinks He's Indiana Jones
No. Just no.
17. He Thinks Swagging is a Thing
Honestly. Watch this clip.
18. He Can't Find a Razor
Not that he needs one that often, but when he does need one, he REALLY needs one.
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