Roses are red, violets are blue... this person needs to work on her rhyme scheme.
8. Breakup Mixup
I'm not dumped? Yes! Wait a minute...
9. This... Is... Awkward
What's worse than being told your wife wants a divorce? Well...
10. A Hairy Situation
Yes, it's your hair. What else could it be?!?
11. Babe...I'm Pregnant
This breakup text is full of fail. FULL OF FAIL. Spellcheck is important!
12. Amazing Break-Up Text
This is a real text message sent by a real boyfriend in order to break up with his real girlfriend. We swear.
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