41 Hilariously Inappropriate Children's Books

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Reading to your kids is GREAT! But maybe DON'T read these 41 hilariously inappropriate children's books to them, okay? Cool.

1. Aiming Low

Aiming Low
Meh, you don't need to be an astronaut when you grow up, kid! You can be a garbage man instead.

2. Crack House

Crack House
We're thinking the authors didn't ACTUALLY mean a crack house, but, well, we can never be too sure.

3. Gone With the Wind

Gone With the Wind
Uh, err, is this the best way to discuss death with kids? Because fireflies come back. Sort of. Daddy probably isn't. Probably.

4. Body Image Issues

Body Image Issues
HOLY MOLY. This was probably written by Kris Jenner and explains everything about Kim Kardashian's poor body image.

5. Snowballs

James Deen and Farrah Abraham probably tried this in Backdoor Teen Mom.

6. Special Delivery

Special Delivery
Thomas has a load to deliver to Sir Top'em Hatt.

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