Is there anything better than a good ol' passive aggressive note? No, no there isn't. Promise. See these examples for proof.
BUT WHAT IF THIS REALLY HAPPENED!?!?
Is Your Name Dave?
If yes, it's your lucky day! If no, it's still your lucky day because you're going to take the drink that doesn't belong to you anyway because you are a miserable human being!
Why do we get the feeling this is Elaine Benis' drawer? This is totally something she would do. And totally the response she'd get from Jerry.
From, THE VEGAN
Why do so many vegans feel the need to introduce themselves as vegans?
No Longer Homeless
What makes this absolutely amazing is the sheer amount of time spent 1) writing a note and 2) building a house instead of throwing the tube away.
He wants YOU to stop stealing Diet Coke. Even if you're super thirsty.
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