27 Worst Pick-up Lines Ever By Author Tattle Taylor at Aug 18, 2014 • Category LOL Are you from Tennessee? Because these are the 27 worst pick-up lines ever and you’re the only 10 I see.Boyfriend Material1While this is a terribly cheesy pick-up line, if Ryan Gosling said it, panties would drop instantly.80%2Loving 80% of a person is totally enough.Blow Me Away3At least he didn’t say it smelled…Google4Ryan Gosling is everything we’re searching for. And then some.STuD5Keep it klassy there, mullet. Keep it klassy.On Sale6Yes, we bought these pants on sale. But that price was still way more than you’ll ever be able to afford.Harry Potter7There’s nothing like a good ol’ “let me Slytherin your Chamber of Secrets” to get us revved up and ready to go.Say Cheese!8That’s funny because in OUR picture, you’re disappearing like Marty McFly in Back to the Future.Anatomy Lesson9Next this guy’s going to ask you to play doctor.Can’t Hold It In10This potential suitor also suffers from diarrhea of the mouth.Lookin’ Right11Geometry humor! May I Take You Out?12Pro tip!! Next time, lead with the take you out part instead of the smelling like trash part!Homework13No one REALLY wants to do homework all night long. No one.Chase Your Tail14If this cute puppy is doing the chasing, we’re more than okay with that.Pinky Toe15Is this something a foot fetishist might say? Vitamin Me16The next part of this pick-up line? “Take two of these and call me in the morning.”Square Root of -117No YOU cannot be real!So…18By “here” we obviously mean the zoo.Scare Tactics19Newsflash would-be dater: NO WOMAN WANTS TO HAVE A PREGNANCY SCARE.WiFi20Maybe the connection will be a mutual appreciation for the cheesiest pick-up lines in history.Periodic Table of Pick-Ups21This only works if you’re at a Chemistry Convention.Earthquake22Don’t use this one in California.Hardware23Ahhh, computer geekery. Who’s ready for some RAM?You’re Cute24This is…sweet? Ridiculous? Both?Field of Dreams25Does it still count as monogamy if he’s with clones of the same person?Best Pick-Up Line Ever26No, really. This is the best pick-up line ever.