33 Hilarious Tweets That Sum Up Parenting By Author Free Britney at Mar 26, 2014 • Category Kids Kids say the darndest things. Parents then turn around and Tweet the funniest things about those things.Sex Ed1That would be an interesting item on the course curriculum.Frozen in Hell2“Let It Go” is definitely playing on repeat.PARK!3Great moments in safe words.Just Pretending?4[nods]82 Percent5That may be conservative.Fingers Smell Like …6… you can guess, and if you’re a parent, relate.SNEEZE THEM!7Sometimes kids get words wrong and the result is even better than if they’d gotten them right.Tiny Dictators8There’s no negotiating with them. There is only the terror of not filling the sippy cup fast enough.Circle the Block a Few Times?9If only …Close Enough10Eh, clothes are clothes.Free Cats and Dogs!11Would be so cool.Let It Go12Raise your hand if this is you? Yep, we see you over there. (Also typing this one-handed, FYI, because “LET IT GO! LET IT GOOOO!!!!….”)You Don’t Want to Know13You really don’t.I’ll Tell on You14They start early.Fetch!15You know you do it.Were You Born With Those?16It’s a fair question.The Firehose17Olivia Wilde has been initiated into the secret society of Boy Moms. And her son has, uh, initiated himself.RRP5D18Sounds about right.Cheap Babysitter19Next time you complain about your cable bill, just consider the real potential.Sticks or …20They do sound similar.Suave 2 in 121Hey, whatever works.Can You Skip That?22If only.Used Food23Ick. Who wants that.Tolerance24Must be taught early.Rabies25Shares similar symptoms with fatigue.Whine and Wine26Oh, how those words are intertwined.Dad of the Year27It’s a go-to.Consensual Massage28Lessons all kids must understand.Chapstick 2, Vegetables 029For those keeping score.No, But DO YOU?30Nobody puts Olaf in the corner, you dig?Think Faster31Think faster, parents. Geez!Which is Harder?32The answer might surprise you there.No, Seriously33Not a rhetorical question. Someone please tell me if you know.