These people got straight up rejected trying to flirt over text. And it's awesome to read.
1. It's Morning
And it's a great setup for that burn.
2. Almost Lunch Time
Try again at 3:33 or something.
3. The Thing
Not THAT Thing.
4. She WAS Texting Me
That was just a brutal tease. Brutal and hilarious.
5. We're Gonna Build a FORT?!?!
Yeah, or we could do that.
6. You're Too Ugly
Just not a good fit, it appears.
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