We're pretty sure the phrase "TMI" was invented for this text message alone.
8. Brother Banging
This darn phone just scarred a child for life.
9. Stiffy vs. Swiffer
A stiffy after 30 years of marriage would actually be a great present, right, ladies?
10. Big Tits
See you at 11, okay? Because that won't be awkward at all.
11. The Gift of Life
And really, isn't that the greatest gift of all? Does she HAVE TO do anything else?
Think the mom will try to play this off as an April Fool's joke, too?
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