When you're an adult, it's easy to see that kid's movies? They're actually horrible. Like these 17 terrible children's movies you loved once upon a time.
Michael Jordan as Michael Jordan. Bugs Bunny as Bugs Bunny. Bill Murray as some old dude in space who loves basketball. WHAT?
Shaquille O'Neil as a wish-granting genie? Hey, if kid's movies were good enough for Michael Jordan...
It was Home Alone meets Ninja Turtles meets terribly scripted fighting sequences that were also completely unrealistic. And so were all the sequels.
Jumanji basically made us all terrified to play board games ever again for the rest of our lives. WHAT IF WE HAVE TO PAY RENT ON TWO HOTELS ON BOARDWALK AND WE GO BANKRUPT?!
Jumanji opened the door to give us Zathura, a movie featuring Dax Shepard as an astronaut and a (still not smiling) Kristin Stewart. On the plus side, the world was introduced to Josh Hutcherson, so it's not a total loss.
Super Mario Brothers
The Mario brothers are Italian. They were played by Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo, neither of whom are Italian. And then there was all that snot and everybody doing the dinosaur after opening the door and getting on the floor and maybe you had to be high to enjoy this as an adult.
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