Toni Braxton makes our list not once but twice after she named another son Diezel. Either she botched the spelling of Denzel or she's a really big fan of efficient but dirty fossil fuels.
Bronix Mowgli, the son of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, is named after a borough of New York City AND a Jungle Book protagonist.
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Jessica Simpson named her little daughter Maxwell. Perhaps she is trying to overcompensate for giving her an old man's name by putting her in this bikini.
Sam Worthington smirks it up in this photograph. He named his first son Rocket. Seriously!
Banjo, the son of Rachel Griffiths and Andrew Taylor, is not only named after a musical instrument, but probably the most absurd one to name a kid after you could think of. With the possible exception of oboe.
James Reynolds actually sounds like the most normal, uninteresting celebrity baby name in the world ... but Ryan and Blake Lively named their daughter that.
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