26 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names of All Time

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7. Destiny "Miley" Cyrus

Destiny "Miley" Cyrus
Yes, Miley's real name is Destiny ... which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but Billy Ray and Tish probably guaranteed she'd become a stripper someday with that moniker.

8. Apple Martin

Apple Martin
Ironically, Apple is both the name of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's daughter and likely the name of a food item forbidden in some rich crazy-person diet she probably follows.

9. Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale

Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale
We got nothing.

10. Bear (Kate Winslet and Alicia Silverstone)

Bear (Kate Winslet and Alicia Silverstone)
Not only did she torture us with The Reader, Kate Winslet is making her newborn's life terrible with Bear as his name. Alicia Silverstone chose this name too. And she chews up Bear's food for him, which is also interesting.

11. Royal Reign

Royal Reign
Move over Kourtney and Chris. Lil Kim also got in on the regal action ... twice over! She named her daughter Royal Reign!

12. Blanket Jackson

Blanket Jackson
Blanket Jackson is not actually the name of the youngest child of Michael Jackson. It's Prince Michael Jackson II ... not to be confused with Prince Michael Jackson I (also pictured). As for his nickname, he was wearing a Blanket while MJ dangled him over a balcony. Good times.

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