17 Best Types of Porn

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We've done the dirty work of ranking the 17 best types of porn so you don't have to. You're totally welcome.

17. Hair Porn

Hair Porn
If you get your hurrr did, you better post a picture of it ASAP. Even if it looks like a literal bird's nest.

16. Nail Porn

Nail Porn
WHAT SORT OF FRESH HELL IS THIS?

15. Fitness Porn

Fitness Porn
Some say it's supposed to be inspirational, but fitness porn does more harm than good. Unless it's a guy doing push-ups with a goat on his back.

14. Map Porn

Map Porn
Thanks to this map, we know where Ludacris has sowed his wild oats. Wait, what kind of porn are we talking about?

13. Beer Porn

Beer Porn
Oh yes, we'd tap that.

12. Gadget Porn

Gadget Porn
Hey, girl, come sit on this sofa next to me and my tablet. We can watch Netflix.

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