Really? Yes, I do. Um...I'm sorry, it's the...it's the pleats. Mm. It's actually an optical...

Veronica: Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection.
Rob Burgundy: Really? Yes, I do. Um...I'm sorry, it's the...it's the pleats. Mm. It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants. It's not flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to the pants store. Well I'm gonna go walk it off. Don't act like you're not impressed!

Veronica: Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection. Rob Burgundy: Really? Yes, I do. Um...I'm sorry, it's the...it's the pleats. Mm....

Anchorman Quotes

Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.

Ron Burgundy [on bicep curls]

I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.

Ron Burgundy