11 Uproarious Tracy Jordan Quotes

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7. Tracy on Punctuality:

Tracy on Punctuality:
"I didn't get to work an hour late just to be the only one here!"

8. Tracy on Romance:

Tracy on Romance:
"My love tank is empty!"

9. Tracy Breaking Bad News:

Tracy Breaking Bad News:
"Son, this isn't easy for me to say, because my tongue caught what my foot has..."

10. Tracy on Fatherly Regrets:

Tracy on Fatherly Regrets:
"I never even taught him how to shave...an orangutan."

11. Tracy on Being Ignored:

Tracy on Being Ignored:
"He's avoiding me! What am I, my son's piano recital?!"

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