Tracy Morgan basically played himself on 30 Rock. As it happens, that's a wonderful thing - Morgan is one of the great comic talents working today.
1. Tracy on intelligence:
"You're even dumber than I look!"
2. Tracy on Aging:
"The night is young and neither are you."
3. Tracy on Steroids:
"Are you doping, Liz Lemon? That stuff will shrink your testicles, but there are bad side effects as well."
4. Tracy on Boredom:
"I need a nap. Dot Com, tell us your most interesting story."
5. Tracy on Geography:
"Like any penis, Florida is very complicated."
6. Tracy on Pets:
"Like the snakes I kept in my dressing room, I release you!"
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