13 Craziest Shailene Woodley Quotes

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Shailene Woodley is this year's it-girl, but if it was up to her she'd be living on a mountain eating homemade cheese and sun-tanning her vagina instead of walking the red carpet.

1. The second I wake up, I scream very loudly ...


The second I wake up, I scream very loudly [sings to the tune of "Good Morning" from Singin' in the Rain], "Good morning! Good morning!" And then I scream out, "Exciting day! Exciting day!" I feel like it completely sets the mood for the whole day.

Waking up in the morning is an event.

2. Giving the vadge some Vitamin D


I like to give my vagina a little vitamin D,

On how to avoid gynecological problems.

3. Except Pocahontas.


Some movies have made me laugh, but I've never thought, 'Wow, if it weren't for that movie, I'd be a different person.' Except Pocahontas.

On movies that changed her life.

4. Oil works in your mouth


You can do something called ‘oil pulling’ where you swish coconut or sesame oil in your mouth when you wake up and spit it out. It’s amazing! It really makes your teeth whiter, because the plaque on your teeth is not water soluble, it’s fat-soluble. So the lipids have to dissolve in fats, which is why oil works in your mouth.

On how to whiten your teeth.

5. If I wasn't an actress, I'd probably do something with food.


If I wasn't an actress, I'd probably do something with food. Finding seeds, planting seeds, watching them grow, harvesting the fruits, cooking the fruits, eating them, seeing how my body reacts, and even digesting.

On her life if she wasn't acting.

6. Humbled and amazed by ...


Shailene Woodley: the way in which our epidermis heals itself leaves me humbled and amazed. cells working their magic and re-weaving the web of skin :))))))))

Tweeting deep thougths about skin.

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gaia. aloha. rewilding. sacralizing the feminine. gratitude.

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Most people have never heard of clay, or spring water, or chlorophyll, which shocks me because that's what I revolve my life around, but then it shocks them that I know nothing about a big designer, or director, or producer.

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