13 Worst Celebrity Mothers Alive on This Planet

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6. Nadya Suleman

Nadya Suleman
Nadya Suleman is best known as the Octomom, because she had eight kids at one time. And boy do they look happy at this party. But it should be the SUCK-tomom, because she already had six children she couldn't support before she had eight more implanted inside her clown car uterus by a shady doctor to a total of 14. Which she can't support and occasionally commits welfare fraud on behalf of. While being an embarrassment to America and humanity as a whole. We could go on.

7. Linda Hogan

Linda Hogan
Linda Hogan was married to Hulk Hogan for many years. She has since dated a much younger man and made a mockery of herself ... almost as much of a mockery as he has made, which is really saying something at this point.

8. Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow
Whether she's happily, blissfully extolling the virtues of marriage or of conscious uncoupling, Gwyneth Paltrow is as stuck up and mind-numbingly irritating as they come. We injured our neck the last time we tried to look at the actress, and couldn't even lay eyes on her ... that's how high her horse is. #burn

9. Brooke Mueller

Brooke Mueller
Brooke Mueller ... yikes. She has been to rehab often and has twins with Charlie Sheen, and boy, are we anticipating some high therapy bills for Bob and Max someday. Because for all of Charlie's issues ... Brooke may have as many or more. And we're not talking "issues" like regular people go through issues. We're talking crack pipe burns.

10. Courtney Love

Courtney Love
The drug-addled ex-wife of the late Nirvana rocker Kurt Cobian has never seen eye-to-eye with her daughter Frances Bean Cobain who filed a restraining order against her at one point and tried to emancipate herself legally from her mom at another point. Love infamously lost custody after an oxytocin overdose and drug possession charges. Luckily for Bean, she's now a legal adult and can call the shots.

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