Linda Hogan was married to Hulk Hogan for many years. She has since dated a much younger man and made a mockery of herself ... almost as much of a mockery as he has made, which is really saying something at this point.
Whether she's happily, blissfully extolling the virtues of marriage or of conscious uncoupling, Gwyneth Paltrow is as stuck up and mind-numbingly irritating as they come. We injured our neck the last time we tried to look at the actress, and couldn't even lay eyes on her ... that's how high her horse is. #burn
Brooke Mueller ... yikes. She has been to rehab often and has twins with Charlie Sheen, and boy, are we anticipating some high therapy bills for Bob and Max someday. Because for all of Charlie's issues ... Brooke may have as many or more. And we're not talking "issues" like regular people go through issues. We're talking crack pipe burns.
The drug-addled ex-wife of the late Nirvana rocker Kurt Cobian has never seen eye-to-eye with her daughter Frances Bean Cobain who filed a restraining order against her at one point and tried to emancipate herself legally from her mom at another point. Love infamously lost custody after an oxytocin overdose and drug possession charges. Luckily for Bean, she's now a legal adult and can call the shots.
Unfair to group Britney Spears in with some of these other clowns? Perhaps. She has really turned things around in recent years. Yet the iconic pop starlet once dropped one of her kids on the head (leaving him with a fractured skull), drove around with her kids on her lap, and spiraled so far out of control that she neglected her two sons, had to be placed on a 5150 psychiatric hold after she locked herself and the kids in a bathroom, and lost custody. To KEVIN FEDERLINE.
Not unlike Britney, Kate Moss these days is a tamer version of the infamous supermodel we used to know, and a good thing too. She been popped for drug possession on several occasions and worse yet, routinely left her daughter around psycho junkie lover Pete Doherty. Kate spent so much time high or in rehab, she was largely MIA from daughter Lila's life for a period of years.
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