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When turning on an episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, you have to be prepared for humble brags that will make you roll your eyes so far back, that your doctor will issue you a warning.

The amount of obnoxious quotes usually occurs at the beginning of each season, especially if new housewives are being introduced.  

As we imagine producers off-camera asking what said housewife does/who she’s married to, we braces ourselves for the name-dropping and net worth bombs that are coming our way.

Let’s look back at some of the most self-important, hoity-toity things the grand dames of BH of have ever said.