Tyrion's Favorite Prank
"I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew ... which I believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did."
Tyrion on Knowledge
"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone."
Tyrion on "The Game"
"I understand how this game is played."
Tyrion on Joffrey
"I did not kill Joffrey, but I wish I had. Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than a thousand lying whores."
Tyrion on Discrimination
Tywin: "You're not on trial for being a dwarf."
Tyrion: "Oh, yes I am. I've been on trial for that all my life."
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