7. I won't throw him a birthday party.
But look how cute he looks in that hat!
8. No Halloween costume!
Hmmm... maybe no Halloween costume that isn't related to Halloween.
9. The dog will not go on the holiday card.
Then again, he's a lot cuter than I am.
10. No dogs in my wedding!
Okay, but no dogs in the wedding suite for sure.
11. We're only getting one dog.
What, I'm gonna deprive this guy of his best pal?!?
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