Dogs make us into liars. Cases in point: these 11 arguments you are guaranteed to lose.
1. I'm not getting a dog.
Good luck keeping that vow after actually seeing a puppy in person.
2. The dog isn't permitted on the furniture.
Except when he wants to come up, that is.
3. The dog isn't permitted in bed.
Fine. I didn't realize how warm he could be.
4. The dog will not eat human food.
What? It was a really hot day out!
5. Only one treat at a time.
Unless he can do some cool trick with it, that is.
6. It will be easy to discipline him.
Okay, but it WILL be easy to shame him.
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