11 Awesomely Terrible Quotes from Sharknado 2

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Ready to relive Sharknado 2? We present 11 memorable quotes from the movie.

1. Not Having Fun

Not Having Fun
"Two of my friends were killed, I almost destroyed Los Angeles ... And, oh yeah, I almost got eaten by a shark. How much 'fun' do you think that was?"

2. Where are the Chainsaws?!?

Where are the Chainsaws?!?
"There are no chainsaws in New York! You need to go to Long Island, or New Jersey."

3. This Says It All

This Says It All
"Hooooooly sh… ark."

4. Dangerous Weather Report

Dangerous Weather Report
"We are talking about shark-falling rates of two inches-per-hour…."

5. You Tell Em, Ian Ziering!

You Tell Em, Ian Ziering!
"If anyone’s playing me in a movie, it’s gonna be me."

6. This is Scary

This is Scary
"I know you’re scared. I’m scared, too. They’re sharks, they’re scary."

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