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Okay, so Christmas is over. But when The Hills stars pose with Santa on three separate occasions, we have no choice but to bring you the (cheesy) pics!

Well, Kristin Cavallari isn't from The Hills. But she was prominently featured on Laguna Beach, which gave us The Hills. She's also severely hot. Is that a candy cane in your pocket, Santa, or ... never mind. Just look at these Kristin Cavallari pictures.

Two more Laguna Beach holdovers-turned-Hills stars, Lauren Bosworth (Lo) and Lauren Conrad (LC) also sat on Santa's lap (lucky dog) earlier this month, while the show's faux newlyweds, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, posed whilst skiing.

So cute, so nauseating. The only question: Who would make the best helpers for Santa if their reality TV careers flamed out? Tell us in the survey below ...

Who makes the cutest Santa's helper(s)?

We've posted our thoughts on last night's season finale of The Hills.

Now it's time to examine the fashion and hairstyle choices of the lovely ladies (and Spencer Pratt) at last night's season finale party in New York!

As always, the show's leading lady, Miss Lauren Conrad, looked fabulous, debuting a new, shorter hairstyle with her gorgeous dress. Here she is:

Whether you love, hate or love to hate the show, there's no denying the fashion sense of these girls! Click to enlarge more photos of The Hills cast at the finale party ...

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

Last night's season finale of The Hills was about what you'd expect - equally parts funny, awkward, strange and annoying, partially staged and, well, totally awesome.

Our recap will consist of awarding and deducting points as we see fit. Season Four ended with Speidi possibly making its wedding legal, Heidi Montag possibly making up with Lauren Conrad, and Justin-Bobby definitely being the biggest loser on Earth.

On to the rankings! Chime in with your own!

Lo calls everybody "sweetie." Reminds us of our mom. Minus 4.

For all of her supposed animosity toward Heidi, Lauren Conrad seemed pretty genuine during their reconciliation. Plus 13, because as catty as girls can be, this showed us what we've always believed - that LC is a "sweetie" at heart.

During her emotional heart-to-heart with Lauren, Heidi pronounces irreparable "ir-re-PAIR-able." She is the anti-THEE-sis of smart. Minus 2.

Plus 17 for Brent Bolthouse's non-reactions to Heidi's story about marrying in Mexico - like, the "craziest thing she's EVER done!" In all 22 years on this planet, really? Staging your fake wedding after getting hammered? Moron. Minus 9.

Man, Darlene hates Spencer Pratt. We all do, of course, but she really does not like the man. And as convoluted and fake as the show is at times, you can tell just how fearful she is that her daughter will marry this jackass. Plus 11.

Good grief, is Justin-Bobby wearing effing overalls? Minus 3.

Justin offers his brunette babe some ring, but it has no definition. Shrewd maneuver by J-Bobby. This appears to say so much, yet means jack. Plus 6.

But Minus 3 because Audrina continues to date a guy who does not shower.

This has to be explained: After dodging questions about their sham wedding all week, Spencer brought Heidi to a courthouse to make it official, then abruptly changed his mind. She had already said "I do," but when it was Pratt's turn he hesitated. The reason? A sudden epiphany, the need to create a fantasy ceremony for Heidi that would include patching things up with her family, who were disappointed to have been shut out of the couple's union. So basically, this entire thing - the trip to the courthouse (after hours), the MTV promo of only Heidi's vows, their interviews on the subject, the episode's frickin' title - was a setup. Worst. Wedding. Ever. Minus 30.

Much as we are going to miss Whitney Port on The Hills, giving her The City was a good move by MTV. She never meshed with The Hills crowd, preferring to live her own life, and The Hills has evolved into a couple of separate shows as it is. So Plus 25 for The City debuting next week - and The Hills returning for Season Five!

TOTAL: +4. A huge deduction for the wedding nonsense, but a great episode - and season - overall! Leave a comment with your scores!

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt believe their marriage will last for eternity - and the quote-unquote newlyweds already have babies on the brain.

"A little birdie told me that you were tryin' [for kids]," the incomparable Ryan Seacrest asked Spencer on the former's radio show this afternoon.

"We definitely need a kid ASAP," Pratt said.

Heidi Montag has a different plan, however.

"I don't want kids for a long time. You've got to keep your youth, your body as long as you can. I feel like when I'm 30, we will," The Hills' plastic princess said.

Montag and Pratt's eloping in Mexico shocked many, including mom Darlene Egelhoff, who even suggested that Spencer may have drugged her daughter in order to get her to marry him. But Heidi believes her mother has since seen the light.

"She loves Spencer and she always says she’s never seen anyone treat someone as well as Spencer treats me," Montag said. "I think mothers are just shocked at first because all moms would be, but she’s really come around.”

Meanwhile, in tonight's season finale of The Hills, Montag makes amends at long, long last with her one-time BFF-turned enemy, Lauren Conrad.

"You've got to stay tuned for tonight, but I think Lauren and I both have had a lot that's happened in our lives and we’re older now," Montag said.

"For me personally, I’ve missed her. That was my best friend and it's hard when that's taken out of your life. I think for both of us we just wanted some kind of closure in one way or another. It was really really good to see her."

For that and Speidi supposedly making its sham wedding legal, tune in tonight!

As we reported yesterday, Spencer Pratt himself is trying to set the record straight about what some (read: all) people think is an entirely staged wedding.

"We checked the confidentiality box, so good luck people," he told E! News' Ryan Seacrest in an interview that will air Monday on his KIIS-FM radio show.

But that's not necessarily the case.

Per California law, every marriage is public record. The confidentiality box Spencer hearts so only keeps the date private, not the record of the actual event.

So far there is none.

Cheers to faking our wedding in two different countries!

"We can confirm a confidential marriage if it exists," a spokesman for the Los Angeles County Registrar said. "We don't have anything for them in the system."

Monday's Hills season finale preview shows the duo before an alleged judge and the plastic Heidi Montag spouting what appear to be traditional wedding vows.

But who is even "officiating" at this thing? And was the whole charade even more fake than Heidi's nose, lips and boobs? Read on for more details!

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Did Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, who eloped in Cabo San Lucas November 20 (as shown on this week's episode) take The Hills viewers for a ride?

A preview clip of next week's finale of The Hills shows the couple, who say they married in Mexico, apparently making it official in a courthouse.

The gruesome twosome are seen entering the courtroom as a judge smiles down on them, with Spencer's sister, Stephanie Pratt, in attendance.

"I, Heidi, take thee, Spencer ... " Montag says in the promo.

But here's the problem: While a court spokesman says MTV was granted permission to film The Hills at the Beverly Hills courthouse, it apparently did so after hours, and the judge in the scene is not one of the court's judges.

So it was blatantly reenacted and/or staged, if we're reading between the lines right?

Addressing the matter on Ryan Seacrest's radio show, Spencer Pratt said of the legal documents, "We checked the confidentiality box, so good luck [finding out]."

Civil ceremonies are sometimes performed at the Beverly Hills courthouse, but not in the manner portrayed in The Hills preview, spokesman Allan Parachini said, adding that if a judge does preside, it's typically in chambers during a break.

There is no record of a marriage license for the couple in L.A. County, according to the Registrar's office, although a couple can request their license to remain private.

So whether they're actually married is still anyone's guess. Nevertheless, their ridiculous charade sure made for great pics: Check out our Speidi wedding album!

What can one even say about the upcoming season finale of The Hills (Monday, December 22, 10 p.m.) that the preview below does not encompass?

Scruffy Spencer Pratt basically defies Heidi Montag's irate mom, Darlene, and heads to the courthouse to make their sham wedding in Mexico official.

Lauren Conrad then decides to make amends with one-time BFF Heidi.

Justin-Bobby makes up with Audrina Patridge and gives her a ring.

What a loser. Anyway, looks like a great episode on tap, culminating the "reality" show's best season yet. Take a look at the preview below ...

Last night's episode of The Hills was delightful, funny, poignant and nauseating at the same time. Our recap will consist of awarding and deducting points as we see fit.

When Whitney Port receives the call at work from Diane Von Furstenberg, she announces she's moving to The City. Meanwhile, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag embark on a romantic trip to Mexico that ends with them getting drunk and married.

On to the rankings! Chime in with your own!

Like, nobody knows where Spencer and Heidi are, Stephanie Pratt says. Except the MTV camera crew that's filming you morons. Just ask them! Minus 6. 

Whitney getting the call about the job at work was so fake. But we loved Whitney's expressions (and LC's "OMG" face) so much, who cares? Plus 4.

Good Lord, Heidi's fake Mexican accent at the restaurant made us want to claw our eyes out. No amount of Patron should make you that lame. Minus 5.

Trying to railroad Heidi into getting married, Spencer says Heidi "makes him want to be nicer." Not a true romantic, but the best he could do. Plus 6.

Audrina fills the girls in on Heidi's absence. She's useless, but Minus only 3 for the obligatory (mercifully quick) Justin-Bobby cameo. We hate him so hard.

Heidi Montag rocks her typical outfit of clubbing makeup, a red bikini and high heels. LOL. What a skank. Minus 7 for lowering her standards each week, but Plus 14 for the Playboy spread she's subtly auditioning for and will get.

Tell us that Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port talking about feelings during their lunch date at the end didn't elicit a tear or two from you. Pass the tissues! Plus 17!

No footage of the actual ceremony, except on Spencer's camcorder? MTV follows them all the way to Cabo and falls asleep at the wheel then? Fishy. Minus 11.

Oh, how totally sweet are Whitney's parents? Watching them interacting with her, they seem like just the sort of people who would raise Whitney. Plus 9.

Obligatory Plus 1 for the After Show, because we were too harsh on Jessi and Dan last week. They are actually okay. Lo was kinda boring last night though.

Heidi tells Spencer she'll "show him what a wife does." We think we know what she means. And we're talking about Spencer Pratt. *shiver* Minus 23.

Heidi says her mom is going to freak, which we already know is totally accurate. And we thought Darlene was crazy to suggest Spencer drugged her before the wedding. Alcohol could be considered a drug, technically ... Plus 10.

TOTAL: +6. Major swings, but great overall! Leave a comment with your scores!

In a pair of video clips previewing this evening's gripping episode of The Hills, we get a glimpse of things that were and things that are still to come.

The morning after their "secret wedding" - miraculously captured by MTV cameras - newlyweds Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt reflect on non-binding nuptials and fake hangovers. We can't wait to see how the Speidi wedding is depicted tonight ...

Meanwhile, back in the United States, Whitney Port receives a phone call that triggers her departure from The Hills - and her big move to The City! Follow the jump to watch her react in typical Whitney fashion, while Lauren Conrad looks on ...

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Lauren Conrad. Audrina Patridge. Heidi Montag. Whitney Port. Who's the most beautiful girl on The Hills? Brody Jenner wouldn't go there.

"I think they’re all beautiful," Lauren Conrad's ex told Us Weekly after being asked that question at the Z100 Jingle Ball 2008 concert in New York.

Brody also has nothing but well wishes for his buddy (and another Lauren Conrad ex) Doug Reinhardt, who's now dating actress Amanda Bynes.

"Good for them," he said. "I hope they’re very happy."

Meanwhile, Brody Jenner is gearing up for his new show, Bromance, which debuts later this month along with Whitney Port's Hills spin-off, The City.

"Bromance is about bros. It's not really about dating," the reality TV staple said. "People will get to see what a bromance is when they watch the show."

"It's a special bond between two males. There's Punk'd elements, Superbad, fireside margaritas with these guys, some awkward guy moments."

How wonderful. But back to Brody's original statement: Which of The Hills girls is the fairest of them all? Examine some pics and tell us ...

Which of The Hills girls is the most beautiful?