It's the greatest song of my life.

Spencer Pratt [on Heidi Montag's son, "Fashion"]

My hustle is just too crazy. I’m trying to take over the world!

Heidi read me biblical passages like 'Honor thy wife.'

Every hour. Every different magazine. Every blog texts, like, 'We heard this, we heard this.' Most of the time, people are just making things up, trying to get you to give a source quote. Or give one line just so they can build something. On every site, in every magazine, they need content. It's the most competitive industry in the world, I would say, the pop culture media game.

Anybody who wants to promote our brand, negative or positive, give me a call.

Heidi and Spencer are gossip machines. Every day, it's like, 'What did Heidi and Spencer do?'

[on the phone]
Brody Jenner: I have no problem with you. I have no problem with Lauren. What's your issue?
Spencer Pratt: You are hanging out with MY enemy. That makes YOU my enemy.
Brody Jenner: What the hell are you talking about? I feel like we're back in grade school with this stuff.
Spencer Pratt: I have nothing to say to you. [hangs up]
Brody Jenner: [pauses] What a bitch!

You want beef in the streets?

Spencer Pratt [following an altercation at Hyde]

Stephanie Pratt: [crying] You're making me feel so guilty.
Spencer Pratt: No, you're making YOURSELF feel guilty. Thinking about what YOU did.

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