Do I look like I should be smiling about this?

Ranae Shrider [on Verne Troyer sex tape release]

As previously reported on other interviews made by him, it is definitely not a tripod.

Ranae Shrider [on Verne Troyer's penis]

It was strange having sex with someone who couldn't reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over.

It wasn't quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn't wear a condom. There was no point, they're all too big.

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