Favorite Michael Lohan Quotes
Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.Michael Lohan [on daughter dating Samanta Ronson]
Michael Lohan: Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us.
I absolutely promise you, I will not mention your name in the press, at all, ever again.Michael Lohan [to Lindsay, on a voice mail]