Favorite Khloe Kardashian Quotes
[On Scott Disick]: He's a douche lord.
They released me early because I was a threat to the prison.. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.Khloe Kardshian [on early prison release]
I did wear fur and they wanted to educate me on the brutal ways in which animals are skinned for their pelts.
Your hair is shorter than a vagina’s bush!
I have a big vagina. I can't control it.
My sister has changed. She used to whip her boobs out for no reason. Now she does it to feed her child.
F-ck me with a dildo if that's what you think.
I'm Khloe. My sisters say I am a bitch.
I would say, hashtag, ‘I only like black c**k!’ That’s what I would say!
[On stepmom Ellen]: I just want to sh-t on her face!
If I even imagined someone talking to my husband too close, I would beat the crap out of them.
Droopy balls? Buy briefs! A bra for your balls!