Douchebag Quotes

John Mayer: To adults who will vote for him, Barack Obama represents a return to prosperity. To the youth, he represents an introduction to it.
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John Mayer [on haircut]: The feathered cut projects an attitude of ease and quiet confidence that seems to have all but eluded our generation. This is a work in progress, and as my hair grows longer it will serve to become a more stirring and poignant statement.
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