Defeat is not an option. They picked a fight with a warlock.

I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bipolar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault!' Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward.

I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people, people who aren't special, people who don't have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.

You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like dude, can't handle it, unplug this bastard. It fires in a way that is, I don't know, maybe not from this terrestrial realm. When you've got tiger blood and Adonis DNA, it's like, get with the program dude.

Maybe two guys just sit in a room and say, look, we hate each other, let's continue to make some great television.

Charlie Sheen [on working with Chuck Lorre]

It's the greatest trip because they save it for last. It sucks that I have to do it, too.

Charlie Sheen [on death]

It's exciting, it's fun, because you already know what you're getting before you meet them. They're the best at what they do, I'm the best at what I do. It's on.

Charlie Sheen [on doing porn stars]

I don't sleep. I wait, I sleep on cars, on couches, I sleep when I can.

I'm proud of what I created. It was radical. I exposed people to magic. I exposed them to something they're never going to see in their boring normal lives.

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