Sean Penn, Mel Gibson, Colin Farrell. They didn't give me any advice. Within that there's great advice. There's just love. Just seeing what's up.

I'm proud of what I created. It was radical. I exposed people to magic. I exposed them to something they're never going to see in their boring normal lives.

I don't sleep. I wait, I sleep on cars, on couches, I sleep when I can.

It's exciting, it's fun, because you already know what you're getting before you meet them. They're the best at what they do, I'm the best at what I do. It's on.

Charlie Sheen [on doing porn stars]

It's the greatest trip because they save it for last. It sucks that I have to do it, too.

Charlie Sheen [on death]

Maybe two guys just sit in a room and say, look, we hate each other, let's continue to make some great television.

Charlie Sheen [on working with Chuck Lorre]

You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like dude, can't handle it, unplug this bastard. It fires in a way that is, I don't know, maybe not from this terrestrial realm. When you've got tiger blood and Adonis DNA, it's like, get with the program dude.

I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people, people who aren't special, people who don't have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.

All these words just sound cool together. They come from my grand wizard master.

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