Popular Brody Jenner Quotes
You said you've been a bachelor for 23 years... that's good because you're about to get married, and you won't have any sex. I know some married couples, dude. They don't have sex!Brody Jenner [trying to talk Spencer Pratt out of his engagement to Heidi Montag]
[Spencer bails on Brody's BBQ]
Brody Jenner: Just stop flaking out. I mean if you're going to make plans with me then just stick with it.
Spencer Pratt: You're a lot like LC over here.
Brody Jenner: I understand that you're in love. But it just sucks when you just flake out on your homies like this all the time.
[on the phone]
Brody Jenner: I have no problem with you. I have no problem with Lauren. What's your issue?
Spencer Pratt: You are hanging out with MY enemy. That makes YOU my enemy.
Brody Jenner: What the hell are you talking about? I feel like we're back in grade school with this stuff.
Spencer Pratt: I have nothing to say to you. [hangs up]
Brody Jenner: [pauses] What a bitch!
I love Spencer and I have always said that. It's not about any animosity towards each other.
Me and Lauren are friends. That's what it is at this point in time and that's where it's going to stay until whenever. I love Lauren and I always have.