Brody Jenner Quotes

Brody Jenner: Me and Lauren are friends. That's what it is at this point in time and that's where it's going to stay until whenever. I love Lauren and I always have.
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Brody Jenner: I love Spencer and I have always said that. It's not about any animosity towards each other.
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[on the phone]
Brody Jenner: I have no problem with you. I have no problem with Lauren. What's your issue?
Spencer Pratt: You are hanging out with MY enemy. That makes YOU my enemy.
Brody Jenner: What the hell are you talking about? I feel like we're back in grade school with this stuff.
Spencer Pratt: I have nothing to say to you. [hangs up]
Brody Jenner: [pauses] What a bitch!
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[Spencer bails on Brody's BBQ]
Brody Jenner: Just stop flaking out. I mean if you're going to make plans with me then just stick with it.
Spencer Pratt: You're a lot like LC over here.
Brody Jenner: I understand that you're in love. But it just sucks when you just flake out on your homies like this all the time.
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Brody Jenner [trying to talk Spencer Pratt out of his engagement to Heidi Montag]: You said you've been a bachelor for 23 years... that's good because you're about to get married, and you won't have any sex. I know some married couples, dude. They don't have sex!
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