People who are against gay marriage do not understand the very freedoms that they themselves are enjoying.

Once you hit 40, you start reexamining the math of it all... I'll trade wisdom for youth any day.

Our seven-year-old was searching the word 'weapons' on Google the other day and ended up on some white-supremacist site. I'm sure now we're on all kinds of watch lists.

I'm impervious to poo, snot, urine, vomit. You can't get me. You cannot break me down.

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