Jason Wahler [on Spencer Pratt]: I think there's going to be some serious beat-downs. I so want to right now.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lauren Conrad: I have a one-date curse that I seriously need to break.
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Whitney Port: Guys need to realize that they need to wait awhile and that they shouldn't be so desperate.
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Lauren Conrad [on a random Les Deux club-goer]: He thinks I like him.
Audrina Patridge: He thinks you like him?
Lauren Conrad: Seriously, I never wanted to stab myself in the eye more.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lauren Conrad [on why she won't get involved with Stephen Colletti]: Some things are just better left the way they are.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lauren Bosworth [on Lauren Conrad and Stephen Colletti hanging out again]: That melts my little black heart!
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Stephen Colletti [on how he used to drop Lauren Conrad off after their dates in high school, just before her curfew]: I never drove too crazy, though. I had precious cargo.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lauren Bosworth [on Cora Skinner]: Brody's girlfriend is pretty. With very large breasts.
• Rating: 2.5 / 10 • Permalink
Lauren Conrad [on men]: Someone with a great sense of humor is the most important thing, and someone who really supports me in everything I do... I don’t ever want to make an excuse for trying to work hard and having my own life. I love a guy that supports that and loves that.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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