I don't even remember the last time I got a manicure. I even got to the point where I started waxing my own legs because I don't have the time. I'd rather be home with [son] Ryder sitting there waxing my legs. I haven't gotten a facial in a million years. I don't do those kinds of things. And when I do, I always think, 'I should do this more often.'

Kate Hudson

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

It is incomprehensible that Ms. Dupré could claim she did not give her consent to be filmed by Girls Gone Wild, when in fact we have videotape of her giving consent, while showing her identification.

Joe Francis [on Ashley Dupre lawsuit]

It's a lot of pressure on her since she is a role model, but I think she’s doing a good job.

Lauren Conrad [on Miley Cyrus Vanity Fair photos]

Leave Miley Cyrus alone. Disney [is] making her apologize. Ay yi yi.

Rosie O'Donnell [on racy Miley Cyrus photos]

I wasn't aware that Heidi was an especially religious gal. But if she wants to pray, she can pray all she wants.

Lauren Bosworth [after being told Heidi Montag was praying for Lauren Conrad]

Right now, with two kids, one 3 and one 5 months, a little walk for ice cream with the kids is perfectly romantic. When they are falling asleep in the stroller and [we can] just take in the city together.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck [on the spark in her marriage]

Everyone goes through things and takes their own path. Who am I to judge decisions that she made?

Hilary Duff [on Miley Cyrus photos in Vanity Fair]

[on Stephanie hanging out with Lauren Conrad]
Spencer Pratt: Don't you have any sense of family loyalty?
Stephanie Pratt: I can't believe how hypocritical you are - you who became best friends with my ex-boyfriend in high school even though I hated him!
Spencer Pratt: [looooooong pause] He wasn't your boyfriend, I hate to break it to you. He was your semi-formal date. You can call it what you want.

[Spencer bails on Brody's BBQ]
Brody Jenner: Just stop flaking out. I mean if you're going to make plans with me then just stick with it.
Spencer Pratt: You're a lot like LC over here.
Brody Jenner: I understand that you're in love. But it just sucks when you just flake out on your homies like this all the time.

I used to be so strong, I used to be able to do whatever I want, and then I feel like I've been broken down little by little.

Heidi Montag

I just could never understand hating someone so much that you would want to do something like that to me.

Lauren Conrad