I'm married to the person I'd be jerking off to.

Pete Wentz

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Quote-unquote rock music performer. That's Pete Wentz. For awhile he was not dating Ashlee Simpson. Or maybe he was. He wouldn't say.... More »
Wilmette, Illinois
Full Name
Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III

Pete Wentz Quotes

The first time we really hung out she flashed me.

Pete Wentz [on Ashlee Simpson]

She's kind of like a super-assistant that you can have sex with.

Pete Wentz [on Ashlee Simpson]