Two and a Half Men Quotes
Before I met you, I was very close to asking another woman to marry me. But then I didn't, because I couldn't stop thinking about you. We're soul mates.Walden
Vivian: I don't get this whole fascination with celebrities anyway. Who cares who's dating whom, or who's engaged to who, or who has a sex tape that no one will ever, ever see?
Walden: I know. But I have to say -- I am a sucker for anything having to do with a Brangelina or a Kimye.
Vivian: I have no idea what that means. I thought we were eating Kimye.
God, no. I'd never date an actress. They're all crazy.Walden
It's just a little water. I'm not gonna melt. It's not like I'm the Wicked Witch of the West.Vivian
My parents got it from that '70s show. What was it called? Oh, Maude!Vivian