The Hills Quotes (Page 9)

Jason Wahler [on Spencer Pratt]: I think there's going to be some serious beat-downs. I so want to right now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lauren Conrad: I have a one-date curse that I seriously need to break.
 • Rating: 2.5 / 5.0

Whitney Port: Guys need to realize that they need to wait awhile and that they shouldn't be so desperate.
 • Rating: 2.5 / 5.0

Lauren Conrad [on a random Les Deux club-goer]: He thinks I like him.
Audrina Patridge: He thinks you like him?
Lauren Conrad: Seriously, I never wanted to stab myself in the eye more.
 • Rating: 2.7 / 5.0

Lauren Conrad [on why she won't get involved with Stephen Colletti]: Some things are just better left the way they are.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lauren Bosworth [on Lauren Conrad and Stephen Colletti hanging out again]: That melts my little black heart!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stephen Colletti [on how he used to drop Lauren Conrad off after their dates in high school, just before her curfew]: I never drove too crazy, though. I had precious cargo.
 • Rating: 2.5 / 5.0

Lauren Bosworth [on Cora Skinner]: Brody's girlfriend is pretty. With very large breasts.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Lauren Conrad [on men]: Someone with a great sense of humor is the most important thing, and someone who really supports me in everything I do... I don’t ever want to make an excuse for trying to work hard and having my own life. I love a guy that supports that and loves that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0