The Hills Quotes (Page 7)

Audrina Patridge [on snagging a movie role]: [The role is] giving me the chance to show people [what I can do]. This is why I moved to L.A.
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[on the phone]
Brody Jenner: I have no problem with you. I have no problem with Lauren. What's your issue?
Spencer Pratt: You are hanging out with MY enemy. That makes YOU my enemy.
Brody Jenner: What the hell are you talking about? I feel like we're back in grade school with this stuff.
Spencer Pratt: I have nothing to say to you. [hangs up]
Brody Jenner: [pauses] What a bitch!
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Spencer Pratt [following an altercation at Hyde]: You want beef in the streets?
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Stephanie Pratt: [crying] You're making me feel so guilty.
Spencer Pratt: No, you're making YOURSELF feel guilty. Thinking about what YOU did.
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Heidi Montag [on Lauren Conrad sex tape]: I tried to help her get it back for, like, a year. I was like, 'You gotta get it back, you gotta do something about this....' Next thing I know, it's blamed on me. All of a sudden, I made up the sex tape... I didn't film it, I didn't do it, I'm not trying to sell it. How did it come down on me?
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Jason Wahler: I do not have a sex tape of Lauren Conrad and one does not exist. Spencer Pratt is lying again to get attention.
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Joe Francis [on Ashley Dupre lawsuit]: It is incomprehensible that Ms. Dupré could claim she did not give her consent to be filmed by Girls Gone Wild, when in fact we have videotape of her giving consent, while showing her identification.
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Lauren Conrad [on Miley Cyrus Vanity Fair photos]: It's a lot of pressure on her since she is a role model, but I think she’s doing a good job.
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[on Stephanie hanging out with Lauren Conrad]
Spencer Pratt: Don't you have any sense of family loyalty?
Stephanie Pratt: I can't believe how hypocritical you are - you who became best friends with my ex-boyfriend in high school even though I hated him!
Spencer Pratt: [looooooong pause] He wasn't your boyfriend, I hate to break it to you. He was your semi-formal date. You can call it what you want.
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[Spencer bails on Brody's BBQ]
Brody Jenner: Just stop flaking out. I mean if you're going to make plans with me then just stick with it.
Spencer Pratt: You're a lot like LC over here.
Brody Jenner: I understand that you're in love. But it just sucks when you just flake out on your homies like this all the time.
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