The Hills Quotes
I just saw Lo's Britney!Lauren Conrad [after pal Lo accidentally flashed peeps at the club]
I feel like lately, or at least since I've known you, it's been really difficult with friends, like you've had a lot of problems with friends.Whitney Port [to Lauren Conrad]
Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!
You said you've been a bachelor for 23 years... that's good because you're about to get married, and you won't have any sex. I know some married couples, dude. They don't have sex!Brody Jenner [trying to talk Spencer Pratt out of his engagement to Heidi Montag]
Homeboy wore combat boots to the beach!Lauren Conrad [on Justin-Bobby]
I think that everyone can change if the right person comes along... and I think that every girl wants to be the right person. Every girl wants to be the one girl that can change that guy.Lauren Conrad [on bad boys]
It's always nice to have somebody new and unique in your life.Lauren Bosworth
There's a difference between good people who do bad things and bad people who do bad things.Lauren Conrad
I think there's going to be some serious beat-downs. I so want to right now.Jason Wahler [on Spencer Pratt]
I have a one-date curse that I seriously need to break.Lauren Conrad
Guys need to realize that they need to wait awhile and that they shouldn't be so desperate.Whitney Port
Lauren Conrad [on a random Les Deux club-goer]: He thinks I like him.
Audrina Patridge: He thinks you like him?
Lauren Conrad: Seriously, I never wanted to stab myself in the eye more.