I want, like, four. Maybe I'll adopt 10. I want to have my own orphanage like Mother Teresa.

Heidi Montag

Holly Montag: I'm looking for jobs and an apartment.
Spencer Pratt: Can you do that from the couch all day?

[John McCain] picked a girl and it wasn't Heidi. Not picking Heidi for the vice president, it's just cold.

Spencer Pratt

I mean, I don't know if [drama] follows as much as they chase it.

Lauren Conrad [on Speidi]

I think that a lot of times, I trust people I shouldn't, and it turns out right, and it makes me feel a little better about it

Lauren Conrad

Can you PLEASE get these obnoxious chicks away from me right now?

Spencer Pratt

I'm trying to live a more positive, holy life, but it takes work. It's hard not sinning, you know?

Spencer Pratt

I'm a work in progress. I'd never been to church until I met Heidi. She got me to go — it was a big step. The walls shook a little bit as I first cruised in, but Jesus and I are making the connection.

Spencer Pratt

Sometimes the narrator has to throw their hate up on the wall and pass the mic. It’s my favorite show. I love it. The Hills season 10 is what I’m going for.

Spencer Pratt
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