I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.Ron Burgundy
I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.Brick Tamland
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You are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?Ron Burgundy
Veronica: Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection.
Rob Burgundy: Really? Yes, I do. Um...I'm sorry, it's the...it's the pleats. Mm. It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants. It's not flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to the pants store. Well I'm gonna go walk it off. Don't act like you're not impressed!
I love lamp.Brick Tamland
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I'm in a glass case of emotion!Ron Burgundy
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Brian Fantana: They’ve done studies, you know. 60 percent of the time, it works every time.
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make any sense.
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What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that’s amazing.Ron Burgundy
It's so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice.Ron Burgundy
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It is anchorman, not anchorlady. And that is a scientific fact.Champ Kind
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I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.Ron Burgundy
I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.Brick Tamland