Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.

Miley Cyrus [at a concert, soon after photo scandal broke]

Yo, Taylor. I'm really happy for you. I'mma let you finish, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time.

Kanye West

Be available. Anyone can fix him lunch, but only one person can meet that physical need of love that he has, and you always need to be available when he calls. - Michelle Duggar

In elementary school, The Real World came on, and I was like, That's it! I know I want to be on a reality show. And I was like, OK, when I'm old enough, I will make an audition tape.

We recently met an Amish couple who'd celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary and asked them their secret. Their answer? The phrases, 'I was wrong' and 'Will you forgive me?' - Jim Bob Duggar

I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life's journey.

Miley Cyrus [on lewd photos]

They are much hotter this time. Before season 1, I didn't know that I would be into the dikish kind of girls. I thought I was only into lipstick lesbians. But the show actually helped me open up and I realized that I do like the butchy girls a lot.

Tila Tequila [on season two contestants]

"Being a step-mom is usually a no-win situation." - Tori, in the truest words ever spoken on True Tori

"My love, little boy, caring and selfish, lost, smart and stupid." - Tori, in response to the question "Who is Dean?"

"Not worthy, conflicted, confused, complicated." - Dean on Dean

"Your face morphed Dark skin, dark bean. I don’t know who it was." - Dean to Guru Singh, after his "release"

I like being a mom.

Bristol Palin