Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.

Miley Cyrus [at a concert, soon after photo scandal broke]

We will go to extreme lengths to protect his identity.

[Taking selfies] is the purpose of life.

I really feel like it’s very important to be responsible and to think, 'Well, maybe if I do this it’s not the best thing for my child. You have to take a backseat a little bit, and as someone in the public eye, you’re not used to doing that.

Mariah Carey [on having kids]

It's weird to be called a celebrity or talk about it. I don't talk about being a celebrity in my business meetings. I don't talk about it with my friends. It's not a part of my life. It's a media perception of who I am.

Mary-Kate Olsen

I don't know what your perception is of Jessica Simpson or what tabloid you buy, but I just want you to know that I'm just a girl from Texas; I'm just like you. I'm doing what I love and dating a boy.

Jessica Simpson

I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bipolar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault!' Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward.

Charlie Sheen

From my melodic sensibility, it was really delicious.

Steven Tyler

"I was feeling really bad about my potato-making skills." - Tori, after Dean felt that she had microwaved a potato incorrectly, sending her plunging into an existential crisis and a state of instant self-loathing

"I gave her a great life. She's f--king crazy. She's f--king delusional, now I'm starting to get really mad." - Dean on ex-wife Mary Jo Eustace

"I feel like I'm a little bit of a laughing stock." - Dean, in the biggest understatement in the history of human civilization

It feels amazing. My cheeks hurt from smiling so hard. I’ve been smiling for days.

Nick Cannon [on marriage to Mariah Carey]