Top Rated Quotes (Page 16)

Kanye West: Yo, Taylor. I'm really happy for you. I'mma let you finish, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carrie Prejean: We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage ... I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

David Letterman: I got into the car this morning and the navigation lady wasn't speaking to me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie Sheen: All these words just sound cool together. They come from my grand wizard master.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie Sheen: You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like dude, can't handle it, unplug this bastard. It fires in a way that is, I don't know, maybe not from this terrestrial realm. When you've got tiger blood and Adonis DNA, it's like, get with the program dude.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie Sheen: I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bipolar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault!' Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie Sheen: I'm tired of pretending I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars. People can't figure me out. They can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie Sheen: I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie Sheen:I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. It's too much.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie Sheen: Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words - imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0