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It's the greatest trip because they save it for last. It sucks that I have to do it, too.

Charlie Sheen [on death]

It's exciting, it's fun, because you already know what you're getting before you meet them. They're the best at what they do, I'm the best at what I do. It's on.

Charlie Sheen [on doing porn stars]

I don't sleep. I wait, I sleep on cars, on couches, I sleep when I can.

Charlie Sheen

I'm proud of what I created. It was radical. I exposed people to magic. I exposed them to something they're never going to see in their boring normal lives.

Charlie Sheen

Sean Penn, Mel Gibson, Colin Farrell. They didn't give me any advice. Within that there's great advice. There's just love. Just seeing what's up.

Charlie Sheen

All these words just sound cool together. They come from my grand wizard master.

Charlie Sheen

I got into the car this morning and the navigation lady wasn't speaking to me.

David Letterman

We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage ... I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there.

Carrie Prejean

Anyone that tells you that having your own private jet isn't great is lying to you.

Oprah
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