I have a nipple obsession and personally love when women show their nipples - perhaps I was a member of a nudist colony in my last life.
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What if they know how to queef on command?
- Permalink: What if they know how to queef on command?
[On Scott Disick]: He's a douche lord.
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Judge nothing by appearance alone. The more beautiful the serpent, the more fatal its sting. Look into her eyes and see her soul. Eventually her soul will reflect and beauty you will possess.
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Don't go into the ocean while on your period because a shark is going to attack you.
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F-ck my anal cavity!
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Your hair is shorter than a vagina’s bush!
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[To Kris Humphries]: Do you know why I call you Frankie? Because you remind me of a glimpse of Frankenstein.
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[On golf]: I could maybe hit it better if they were black balls.
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I have a big vagina. I can't control it.
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[On stepmom Ellen]: I just want to sh-t on her face!
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I'm Khloe. My sisters say I am a bitch.
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