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If you whore yourself out that much and have six kids, you should have a little repercussions.
- Permalink: Don't be a whore.
Do you even have underwear on? You are so gross! Vagina out, ass out, t*ts out.Khloe [to Kris]
- Permalink: You're gross!
I was not surrounded by crazy people with a psychopath's fingers in my vagina. There was no way this was happening. It had to be a nightmare and I'd wake up in a moment.
- Permalink: We Have No Idea What This Means
I pulled my panties to the side, exposing my pink flesh to the audience, and slid the dildo inside of me. It was cool, smooth and a completely different sensation from a cyberskin vibrator or a real cock.
- Permalink: On Self-Pleasure
I was more than ready for a shower. I didn't do a bukkake scene, but it felt like it. My body was swimming with Jimmy semen.
- Permalink: On Cleaning Up Afterward
I felt some pain, but I was a sex warrior and I moaned louder to get Jimmy more aroused. I knew I shouldn't have been tricking myself into not feeling pain, what with my period and incisions.
- Permalink: On Doing Porn on Her Period
I held out my hand, no longer Fallon the actress. I was Fallon the celebrity sex tape star. The one to beat all the other wannabe celebrities before and after me.
- Permalink: On Her First Porn Scene
I'd certainly woken up and realized Jimmy Heinz wasn't who I wanted him to be. He was a 36-year-old porn star. Who had tried to do things outside of porn but would only ever be known for the use of his dick.
- Permalink: On Her Porn Star Co-Star
It wasn't as titillating as I thought it would be with someone as attractive as Kim. If I ever did a sex tape, I'd want better quality footage for sure.
- Permalink: Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape Sort of Sucked!
We recently met an Amish couple who'd celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary and asked them their secret. Their answer? The phrases, 'I was wrong' and 'Will you forgive me?' - Jim Bob Duggar
- Permalink: Never stop learning.
It's a really special time to go out, just the two of us, every Saturday night ... sure, we often end up talking about the kids, but it's still an important time to reconnect. - Jim Bob Duggar
- Permalink: Date night!
Expectations ruin relationships ... many of us are trained to be detail-oriented and strive for perfection at work, but bringing that attitude home can be a relationship-killer. - Jim Bob Duggar
- Permalink: Perfectionism kills romance.