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Charlie Sheen [on death]: It's the greatest trip because they save it for last. It sucks that I have to do it, too.
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Charlie Sheen [on doing porn stars]: It's exciting, it's fun, because you already know what you're getting before you meet them. They're the best at what they do, I'm the best at what I do. It's on.
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Charlie Sheen: I don't sleep. I wait, I sleep on cars, on couches, I sleep when I can.
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Charlie Sheen: I'm proud of what I created. It was radical. I exposed people to magic. I exposed them to something they're never going to see in their boring normal lives.
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Charlie Sheen: Sean Penn, Mel Gibson, Colin Farrell. They didn't give me any advice. Within that there's great advice. There's just love. Just seeing what's up.
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Charlie Sheen: All these words just sound cool together. They come from my grand wizard master.
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David Letterman: I got into the car this morning and the navigation lady wasn't speaking to me.
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Carrie Prejean: We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage ... I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there.
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