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Let's get real here. Are you bi, Bruce?
- Permalink: Let's get real here. Are you bi, Bruce?
I have a nipple obsession and personally love when women show their nipples - perhaps I was a member of a nudist colony in my last life.
- Permalink: Obsessed with nipples!
What if they know how to queef on command?
- Permalink: What if they know how to queef on command?
[On Scott Disick]: He's a douche lord.
- Permalink: He's a douche lord.
Judge nothing by appearance alone. The more beautiful the serpent, the more fatal its sting. Look into her eyes and see her soul. Eventually her soul will reflect and beauty you will possess.
- Permalink: A beautiful serpent...
Don't go into the ocean while on your period because a shark is going to attack you.
- Permalink: Shark attack warning!
F-ck my anal cavity!
- Permalink: F-ck my anal cavity!
Your hair is shorter than a vagina’s bush!
- Permalink: Your hair is shorter than a vagina’s bush!
[To Kris Humphries]: Do you know why I call you Frankie? Because you remind me of a glimpse of Frankenstein.
- Permalink: Slamming Kris Humphries.