[Spencer bails on Brody's BBQ]
Brody Jenner: Just stop flaking out. I mean if you're going to make plans with me then just stick with it.
Spencer Pratt: You're a lot like LC over here.
Brody Jenner: I understand that you're in love. But it just sucks when you just flake out on your homies like this all the time.
I used to be so strong, I used to be able to do whatever I want, and then I feel like I've been broken down little by little.Heidi Montag
I just could never understand hating someone so much that you would want to do something like that to me.Lauren Conrad
I just saw Lo's Britney!Lauren Conrad [after pal Lo accidentally flashed peeps at the club]
I feel like lately, or at least since I've known you, it's been really difficult with friends, like you've had a lot of problems with friends.Whitney Port [to Lauren Conrad]
Heidi Montag: Honey, I'm home.
Spencer Pratt: Oh, my favorite part of the day!
You said you've been a bachelor for 23 years... that's good because you're about to get married, and you won't have any sex. I know some married couples, dude. They don't have sex!Brody Jenner [trying to talk Spencer Pratt out of his engagement to Heidi Montag]
Homeboy wore combat boots to the beach!Lauren Conrad [on Justin-Bobby]
I think that everyone can change if the right person comes along... and I think that every girl wants to be the right person. Every girl wants to be the one girl that can change that guy.Lauren Conrad [on bad boys]
It's always nice to have somebody new and unique in your life.Lauren Bosworth
There's a difference between good people who do bad things and bad people who do bad things.Lauren Conrad
I think there's going to be some serious beat-downs. I so want to right now.Jason Wahler [on Spencer Pratt]