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No kooka or cartwheels. I'm a mom now.

Snooki

I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world.

Ted Nugent

She's coming from the street, she's coming from the we-the-people rank-and-file. She makes sense when she talks, she says all the right things, she's sincere, she's knowledgeable , she's articulate, she's damn good-looking, plus she kills moose. How can you go wrong?

Ted Nugent [on Sarah Palin]

The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil.

Ted Nugent

Apartheid isn't that cut-and-dry. All men are not created equal.

Ted Nugent

I am Rosa Parks with a Gibson guitar.

Ted Nugent

NeNe Leakes: I am very rich, b--ch! Do you understand?
Sheree Whitfield: You must not know what rich is... if you're rich, you need to get your f--king teeth fixed! How 'bout that?!

I don't live in the middle anymore. That's where you get embarrassed in front of the prom queen.

Charlie Sheen

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

Charlie Sheen
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