Celebrity Quotes
Browse our collection of some of the funniest, strangest and dumbest celebrity quotes from today's most popular celebs.
Recent Quotes
Stephanie Birkitt [on interactions with David Letterman]: We play catch sometimes in the office, and we all go to screenings together. We eat food together, we sit around and watch TV together and goof on people.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Stephanie Birkitt: He teases me in real life, too, but I give it back a lot more in real life.
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Stephanie Birkitt [on David Letterman]: He's the best boss I've ever had.
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Top Rated Quotes
Robert Pattinson: I don't even have people's phone numbers. I almost don't want to have a girlfriend in this environment.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Anoop Desai: I'm fearful that [the styling team is] going to make my hair ridiculous like Sanjaya. No faux hawk!
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Holly Madison: I don't need a man. I'm really happy with myself and being with my friends.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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