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I don't even have people's phone numbers. I almost don't want to have a girlfriend in this environment.

Robert Pattinson

I'm a southern girl. You make it fried, I will eat it.

Melissa Rycroft

Do I know my life is weird? It's all I've ever known. I don't see it as being weird.

Britney Spears

I don't have a Twitter, a MySpace or a Facebook or anything like that... I kind of value in people not knowing where I am or what I'm doing.

Zac Efron

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He is an older Jewish man who, before deciding to inspect ladies down there for a living, played for the Mets. He inserted the speculum as he described his wife’s commitment to her spin classes.

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The coolest clique at school was a group of rugby-playing, neon-wearing lesbians.

There I am, drunk on a spring night, yanking my tampon out and hurling it into a bush outside the church.

I'd create my own schedule that served my need to eat a rich snack every 5-15 minutes.

Popular Quotes

I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having sex ... to me it's kind of the same thing because both things are intimate.

You have to be wired in a way of being so committed to the mission, the mission that we're on, reform of this country and victory in the war. You can't blink. So I didn't blink then even when asked to run as his running mate.

Sarah Palin

[to Kenya Moore] "You a sneaky, trifling slut."

Phaedra Parks

She’s soooo f*cking fat! She’s 5′2″ and she’s like 140. She was wearing a sarong to cover her huge big ass.

Shanna Moakler [on Kim Kardashian]

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