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• Keely Shaye Smith Photograph (9/14/2008)

  Help meee! I've ballooned to over 1000 pounds and can no longer leave my home! Help me! I lied! I was never size 2/4. I am a "fattie"! Helllp! I make fun of fatties and I am one. I am a whalllllle! Helllpppp meeeeee! p-p-p-lease! *sob* I can only move by rolling my blubber down the stairs! Ahhhhhh!!!! Helllp! Someone call a crane! Hellllpppp!